Eldonisms

[Matt Burger]

Let's face it: Sometimes Eldon says things that are just flat out funny, witty, encouraging, etc.

I'm starting this as a way of paying tribute to our Great Canadian brother so that he knows we love him dearly. :)

INSTRUCTIONS: Simply add NEW, ORIGINAL material from Eldon. Keep it in good spirits and good taste. Feel free to paraphrase if you can't remember the exact quote.

[Matt Burger]

"Jesus is unlimited flags!"

[Doug & Angie Knechtel]

And then to clarify...he said: "More Flags, More Fun!!"

[Doug & Angie Knechtel]

~ In regards to soaking in the Spirit: "hot tubbing with Jesus!"
~ In regards to rebellious children: "I brought you in, I can take you out!" (Just kidding, of course!! But hilarious, none the less!)

[Eldon Stephenson]

"I need to remember to double my meds on Saturday night."

[Joey Aszterbaum]

Wait a minute! Is Eldon allowed to play?

[Matt Burger]

Only if he remembers to double his meds before he posts.

[Eldon Stephenson]

you have to admit it is fun when i poke fun at my self... no it's not ...yes it's... no it's not poke fun at us!

[Matt Burger]

lol...we'll do! :D

[W & Jen]

Let me guess... Your t-shirt should read "I do what the voices in my head tell me to do" LOL!!

Or "My Rice Crispies compel me!!!"

[Joey Aszterbaum]

I'm in the car with Eldon, and of course he's on the cell phone, and of course he's got someone on call waiting. So he goes through a stop when it's the other person's turn. This is what he says to the person on the phone:

"Sorry. I just did a 'my bad'."

[Matt Burger]

"Sorry! Canadian!"

[Matt Burger]

"This Oprahs me every time...."